From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"
A penis.
I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.
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When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.
What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick