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Pork Sandwich

A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.

The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.

Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?

Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!

Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?

Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.

Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!

by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2017

43πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pork Sandwich

Giving sexual intercourse. In reference to providing a dick but can also be used by bitches but that's kinda silly :)

1. Yo bro, what you do with Shanice last night? Dogs, I gave her a pork sandwich.

2. Yo bro, you give that bitch a pork sandwich? Yes, I did.

by Robert Pruitt January 2, 2013

2πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Pork Sandwich

The act of combining two people's (of opposite sex) genitalia; the male being the pork (Penis) and the female being the two slices of bread (Labia), to make a sometimes but not always, amazing sandwich.

George: Hey bro, did you see that shone kitten I brought back to the Slam Castle last night?

Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!

George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.

Eric: Nice..

by nitegames3 June 6, 2011

2πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


pork sandwich

The pork sandwich consists of having a sexual encounter with two obese women. The pork sandwich could potentially be the end result of a long night of hogging.

Oh my god, that was the nastiest pork sandwich last night, what the hell was I thinking.

by E-Nasty November 12, 2007

26πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Pulled-pork Sandwich

A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.

I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.

by Kwazimoto July 26, 2008

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 10, 2011

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.

β€œWhy is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

β€œColt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

β€œWhat is wrong with you two?”

by Alex Simms April 29, 2019