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The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.
"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"
American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.
Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."
Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."
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