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I porked my girlfriend last night, so I guess that makes me a porker.
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Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.
"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"
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An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).
"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"
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Name for a morbidly obese person
Man that Ross kid is such a fucking porker!
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The name for a person who is on the rather large side of life.
if you push your cheeks to the front of your face with your hands it will turn you into a porker!
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another word for someone being fat or obese.
Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.
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a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.
a man can never be called a porker, only a female.
porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?
(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.
(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!
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