Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

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To Pork or Not to Pork

The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.

To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.

Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.

Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.

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to pork

To fuck or have sex with

Hey man your mom is really hot i want to pork her.
Hey nate shaw i bet you are thinking about porking your girlfriend while you jerk off

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porking

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

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porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

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Pork

To engage in sexual intercourse.

So we went back to my place to pork.

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porke

from the italian word porke - pork / pig

1. a derogatory term for a man pig
2. a sexually frustrated man
3. a man who eat girls alive
4. an intensense flirty male
6. a male chauvinist
7. operates with distinctive taqtiques/moves
8. the worst porke is the ones that seem to be in a perpetual state of self-denial about their sleaziness
9. the opposite of a smooth oporator

1-2-3 say P O R K E

urban girl 1: "what is that guy doing to that girl?"
urban girl 2: "it looks like he´s trying to sell a fucking car."
urban girl 3: "you know.."
urban girl 1&2: "..PORKE!"

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