Porn Computer

a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.

"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."

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Music and Porn Computer

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.

Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.

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