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When about to pass gas, find a suitable receiver and say "Look at ME!... Look me in the eyes!" and when gaze is locked, release the bomb. Making it a personal statement of Flatulence Ownership of that person.
It refers to the "money shot" in porn when the man disgraces or humiliates the receiver by commanding the attention of the "victim" when act is performed.
I was using the elevator with Steve and I had to explode so I gave Steve a "Porn Fart"... he wouldn't look at me for days...
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Fart porn is basically one person farting while the other one smells the fart. You get to see what an asshole looks like as you are farting, which makes fart porn very educational as well as pleasing to the eyes.
Gary - Dude, you have to check out this fart porn...people fart, then smell it and they actually enjoy it!
Bruce - You are one sick fuck.
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A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.
Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”
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A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.
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Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*
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Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you
Is that blonde gay watching Japanese Fart Porn?
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When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.
Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..
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