porn syrup

Another word for cum or some thing that has to do with cum

I pulled out and shot a big load of porn syrup all over her back.

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High-Fructose Porn Syrup

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

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High Fructose Porn Syrup

(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.

(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.

"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"

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