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Fast forwarding past boring, insignificant or predictable parts of a movie or video to get to the more interesting parts.
Since I've seen "Pulp Fiction" so many times, I porn-watched it and skipped to the action scenes.
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pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.
Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
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I really recommend allfourstosuckurmeat on pornhub for the best experience, they give the best angles especially if you love to look at the man's willy. That's what finishes the job for me anyways. I am a straight English man. Don't tell my wife, Bridget cumssohard about this.
I really love penis!!
I'm trying to find the best furry porn to watch when horny
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A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn
mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN
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Omg did u see Sulaiman and Yusuf watching porn
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Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"
they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked
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OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded. Opposingfork got bored and so he watched porn, his mom came in his room and saw the unspeakable moment when fork let it all out, he lost his edging streak on his mom, what a predicament, anyways now fork is in the gulag serving time for crimes he commited in the mongolian era. sad story
OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded oh no!