Music that can commonly be found in a pornographic video, or heard while having sexual intercourse.
"I know this sounds like porno music, but it's all I got."
Bonafide Lovin' - Chromeo
I'm Still in Love with You - Al Green
Sharing the Night Together - Dr. Hook
Sexy Eyes - Dr. Hook
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Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!
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What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.
Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...
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