port royal

A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.

pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head

Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal

Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!

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port royal

poor man's captain morgan

I can't afford to get drunk on the good stuff, Port Royal anyone?

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Port Royal

Best Roll your own tobacco around. Cant get it in Uzbekistan thou (wot a cunt).

Fuck off they're my Port Royals there's no filters in these ones.

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Port Royal Club

A bougie beach club in Naples Florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with DJs from Lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in America, like a more understated version of palm beach.

"What's with all the security at the Port Royal Club today?"
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."