Port Augusta

Port Augusta is known as a ‘working class town’, which is ironic because no one there has a job. The city has been redundant since its port ceased to operate in 1973, making half of its name a lie. Attempts to resuscitate ‘Portagutter’ by kick-starting a new economy predicated on polluting the atmosphere with copious amounts of carbon ended with the closure of all of its coal-fired power plants in the 2010s. Now little more than a blight on the South Australian desert landscape, Port Augusta exists purely so people can confuse it with Port Pirie and Port Lincoln.
Port Augusta’s most famous feature is its putrid stench, courtesy of a dried-up tyre-filled mud puddle called Bird Lake, which makes the entire city smell almost as bad as its residents. The place is also cursed with a punishing climate that sees the mercury push 50 degrees, forcing feral locals to cool off in the flooded rubbish tip known as the Spencer Gulf. 500 algae-encrusted shopping trolleys were recently fished up from waters near the wharf to prevent jumpers from landing on them, but a sizeable trolley reef remains.

Port Augusta: Where the Dirt Meets the Sea.

person 1: going to porta gutta?
person 2: yeah cunt
Person 1: try not to get raped or shanked then cunt

Port Augusta Secondary School

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle

Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊