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Portland choad tickler

A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene

Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.

by Theragingidiot May 19, 2021