That crazy water king guy from ancient greece. Enjoys killing your ships and shit.
That crazy bastard Posiden crushed that ship so hard it blew up.
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When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.
I had a posiden's kiss this morning.
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(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.
On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.
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The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.
Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!
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Y'all... I just got some posiden powder
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When you sit down on the toilet and your testicle plunge into the water.
Mother fucker! I just took Posidenโs plunge. How the fuck am I going wash my balls in the sink at work?
When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass
I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!