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A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.
A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!
Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
When you are completely constipated to where it starts causing abdominal pain because you're so full of waste, you take posobiec so you are able to see the excrement you contain within yourself
This political ad is so full of crap that I need to take a posobiec.
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To tell elaborate stories one knows is false to promote division or convince others of the truthfulness of the stories, no matter how ridiculous and implausible they are to persons of ordinary intelligence.
"Jack, how do you afford such an affluent lifestyle?"
"Oh man, I stopped delivering pizzas and started doing some straight Posobiec gangster shit. I convinced a group of people to send me money by telling them stories they desperately want to be true. It's like shooting donkeys in a barrel."
"Don't you mean 'fish'?"
"No man, it's donkeys."
"Oh, okay."
"See it worked on you. Doing the Posobiec is awesome!"
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To fellate a politician public in hopes they will institute an ethnostate to promote your weak genes
Jack posobiecked so many politicians because he's a Nazi.
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When you're on your back with your legs bent over your head trying to jack off into your own mouth and you lose your focus and you end up ejaculating into your eye instead.
My wife left me after she walked in right after I'd Posobieced myself