Possum Coochie

It’s the middle of winter. Your boyfriend is out of town. You haven’t shaved in 4 weeks. You just got off of your period. You’re about to take the first shower of the week. This is Possum Coochie. Describes smell, appearance, and attitude of one’s coochie

Ever since Brad has been gone my Possum Coochie has gotten so bad

I just started my period and I’m not ready for the Possum Coochie I’m about to have