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A baseball league full of rich, spoiled children who's parents buy helmets, uniforms, gloves, and bats for the entire team. A league that they are the best for some reason. also, the facilities are 20 million dollars and kids go do drugs there.
Post Oak player speaking to another
Post Oak player- "Dude so yesterday, my dad bought me 3 bats and 2 gloves at Barcelona. and i got this flat hat and im going to be boss and leave the sticker on the bill."
SBMSA kid- "hey guys u talking about baseball?
Post Oak KIds-" dude just get out of here. ur bat isnt even an Exo. and its a drop 8. WE use drop 3's because we're training for the pros. our fences are like 900 feeet and urs are like 5 feet. we have boss bass increasing speakers for music that we play between innings. the slowest pitcher only throws 70 mph. our team does work. urs doesn't. we threw curve balls in 2nd grade. we wear face masks because these pitchers throw heat. Here's how it works, punk: everyone on the North side of I-10 sucks at baseball. Everyone south of it rocks at baseball. ok? get it right fag."
SBMSA kid- "dude."
Post oak kids "dude, this kid's quick! hes got jokes! come on gang, let's go practice batting at baseball USA all weekend."
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A poker term meaning a bluff in which the bet is a small fraction of the pot. The concept behind the move is that an opponent will interpret the bet as indicating a strong hand and that the player betting is afraid a larger bet will not get paid off (called). The term is believed to originate in Texas where the cheapest wood used to make fence-posts is known as "post oak."
Sammy min-bet the end but I was sure he was on a post oak bluff so I popped him back with bottom pair and he mucked.
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The kids are so retarded that they think vaping e-cigarettes is getting high, and half the school reads at a 2nd-grade level. Half of the kids are related to each other because they are all inbred. The teachers are actually pretty decent, but how successful can they be when they are teaching circus animals? Drama, rednecks, retards, and broken dreams are all you will find here.
You find a little kid wearing camo, hitting a vape, talking shit on Instagram in a hospital bathroom - while his mom is on life support from an oxycodone overdose. You ask him where he is from. “Post Oak Middle school”
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Post Oak Middle School, a school in Spotsylvania Virginia where kids think you can get high off of snorting pixie sticks. Kids that go to Post Oak probably won't graduate and a majority of them have been held back multiple years. Ever wonder why the 6th grade boys have fully grown facial hair? Well now you know. Some of them are older then the 8th graders. Kids at this school are so stupid that they can't even pass a test when they're using a study guide with the exact questions and answers that are on the test. Occasionally, a 6th grader may arrive with a small bit of intelligence, but this is soon corrupted by the smell of e-cigarettes when entering the bathroom. The school tries to talk about how they're one of the best schools in the county when really they came in 6th place overall. 6th place out of 7? 6th place in what? If you're about to go to Post Oak Middle School, I wish you luck in your next 3 (or 5) years in hell.
"Why does your kid always keep an entire bag of pixie sticks with him?"
"He goes to Post Oak Middle School"
first take your buthole and suffocate the partner. Then when she wakes up roost her upon your dick while spinning her in the air. While she is spinning in the air upon your dick like a cork screw, place a doorknob in her buthole, knock her out unconsious, teebag her and then leave her unconsious. The deed is done.
Wow did you see Ezra do Beazy's "Post Oak Power Drill"?
Dumb ass school full of dumb ass teachers. Illiterate teachers make the classes even harder, and the principal wonders why 46% of the kids fail their classes. Most kids from Post Oak go to Spotsy High School, which is almost the exact same. Post Oak is also full of fake bitches, rednecks, etc.
Wow, you went to Post Oak Middle School? They suck.
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A middle school in Spotsylvania, Virginia where kids are pot heads, rednecks, fake & dramatic. This school is also known for its bomb threats, fights & drug deals.
Bob: “Where does your kid go to school?”
Sammy: “Post Oak Middle School”
Bob: “You mean that shitty drug dealing school?”
Sammy “Yep”
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