Pot Oven

According to Southerners, Pot Oven is a Northern term meaning that the guy in question (the Pot Oven) is quite a looker.

Girl 1: "Who's a Pot Oven?"
Girl 2: "Orlando Bloom, that's who!"

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Dutch Oven Pot Roast

When your teenage son leaves a huge above-waterline shit in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he knows it wont go down. Instead, he closes the door and leaves it for you to find.

Fucking Andrew left me a dutch oven pot roast before he left for school.