Potentially Whiskey

The best whiskey known to man. It's better than Jack Daniels. Has been known to cause the drinker to spew out incredibly wise and intelligent comments. However, society will mock the drinker of Potentially Whiskey because the drinker will pass out every five minutes after an intelligent comment.

Logan: I can has Potentially Whiskey?
Jack: No
Logan: ARGH!! I want Potentially Whiskey.
Nick: LOLUMAD