Pound Gown

A dress, normally black, worn at least once by every college girl on any given night whilst drinking. The Pound Gown allows male spectators to know that she is DTF (down to fuck, if your formal), but hides her flaws. This primarily refers to her weight and overall self confidence about her appearance. Beware, this female attire is a blessing and a trap depending on your state of drunkeness.

"Do you like my dress?" asks the Female.
"Sweet Pound Gown, its to bad I can't tell if you're a vixen or a hippo under that thing. Try harder next time." replies the Male.

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