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a phrase said while holding a clenched fist horizontally to get the other person to pound that hand.
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luki106 on 12.19.2022 about to make the funniest joke the entire LCP community has ever heard
''7 POUNDS OF SHIT UNDER YOUR FLOORBOARDS''
Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
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Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes
Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.
Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
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the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.
Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"
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A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.
-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."
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what you look like when you don't have a shirt on
HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!
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