Pourpeturp

To squeeze one out:To drop some brown kids off at the pool: To poop

past tense: pourpedeturp
present tense:pourpingeturp
pronounced as: purp-a-turp

ex 1: you I gotta hit the shitter before I pourpeturp in my pants!

ex 2: dude, he was so wasted he totally pourpedeturp in his pants

ex 3: im currently puorpingeturp in my pants