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Powdered Margarita Rim

The "Powdered Margarita Rim," (P.M.R.) is the colloquial term for when one individual smears cocaine onto their nostrils (note: not the entire nose, strictly the nostrils), and another individual enters the scene, mentally preparing to snort, and subsequently snorting, the drug off the slathered nostrils by pressing their own against them. Of note: it is typical P.M.R. etiquette for the slathered sniffer to flare the nostrils prior to the snorter pressing their nostrils against the snortee's. This allows for the snorter to have more surface area as they prepare to engage in the sensual experience of binding their nostrils to the snortee's. While this moment is fleeting, some have deemed its emotional intensity comparable to events such as marriage, divorce, and child birth.

In bar.

Bobby: I would like to engage in a nostril-to-nostril hit.

Johnny: As would I - shall we?

Ramsay onlooker in bar: Ah, the Powdered Margarita Rim - I haven't seen one of those in years..

by CertifiedLinguisticEngineer June 18, 2021