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A full, powerful mustache reminiscent of Tom Selleck's.
I stopped watching Jeopardy when Alex Trebek shaved his Power Bar.
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(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.
"Hey man, how was the game?"
"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."
"Ouch."
That point in the day or event where you feel completely exhausted and cannot continue without the need of an adult beverage, the threat of constant complaining or the complete collapse of your will to live. A reference to the battery life of a cell phone.
After six hours of walking around Disneyland I was on my "last power bar", but I knew Space Mountain was all we had left so I powered thru the pain.
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The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.
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