President Daniels

Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.

"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.