pretty please

an extra cute way to say please. No man can say no to a "pretty please".

Girl: can you please paint my toenails?
Boy: fuck no
Girl: (pouty-lipped) pretty please?
Boy: gimme the damn polish

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pretty please

An irresistible way for a girl to say please. Also featured in a pornographic movie between Lexi Belle and her fictitious sugar daddy.

Lexi Belle: "Pretty please daddy, cum in my mouth!"

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pretty please

An ugly person. Usually refering to a female.

You: "Did you see Sarah's new look? I think she is so pretty with shorter hair."

Me: "Pretty Please. She looks like a 12 year old boy with that hair style. In fact, it looks like a 12 year old boy styled her hair."

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pretty pretty please with cherries on top

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.

Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.

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