A small penis, that is not enjoyable to the females sight and touch.
Girl 1: "Boy, did you see what Steven has in his pants"
Girl 2: "I know tell me about it, I thought it would be better than it was"
Girl 1: "Ha, all he has is a Princess Fiona"
A virgin (i.e. rum free) Pina Colada, named after the character from Shrek.
They sat around drinking Princess Fionas, pretending to get tipsy.
Anyone or anything that turns ugly after sunset or after it gets dark.
Shrek the movie reference.
Use your camera, my iPhone camera has "Princess Fiona Syndrome"