A small penis, that is not enjoyable to the females sight and touch.
Girl 1: "Boy, did you see what Steven has in his pants"
Girl 2: "I know tell me about it, I thought it would be better than it was"
Girl 1: "Ha, all he has is a Princess Fiona"
18👍 16👎
A virgin (i.e. rum free) Pina Colada, named after the character from Shrek.
They sat around drinking Princess Fionas, pretending to get tipsy.
5👍 10👎
Anyone or anything that turns ugly after sunset or after it gets dark.
Shrek the movie reference.
Use your camera, my iPhone camera has "Princess Fiona Syndrome"