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Australian-Born Crown Princess Mary of Denmark.
Princess Mary is married to Crown Prince Frederik the future King of Denmark
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(a)Tasmanian slag who grew to fame by meeting a prince of a small european country where apple danishes come from.
(b)To look like an uppity Tassie whore, who doesnt deserve the fame she received.
(C) A cheap show pony slut, who is nothing like the goddess Princess Diana.
(D)A word to show that even the dirtiest slut can become a somebody
"Did you hear Debbie married Keith for his money"
"She is such a Princess Mary"
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Ironic slang name for Taroona High School near Hobart (the capital city of Tasmania, Australia).
Used to jokingly make a very good, but quite ordinary, state public school attended by Princess Mary of Denmark (formerly plain Mary Donaldson of Tasmania), sound like an impressive and expensive private school.
"No, I've decided not to send Elizabeth to St Michael's Collegiate. She will be attending Princess Mary College instead."
which means
"No, don't be stupid! I can't afford to send her to that snobbish school. She can go to Taroona High instead like her father."
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Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
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When you are an Australian Prince and you meet an everyday Danish girl (who may or may not also be from Germany) in Vietnam and try to get nudes
Oh man, can't believe the boys stumbled into a Reverse Princess Mary situation last night