verb- to to put off or defer (an action) until a later time because you got high
I was gonna (...) but i procrastibaked.
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to procrastinate by baking. come anytime assessment is due, you (or your friends) feel the need to make lots of little delicious things that can be eaten preferably whilst on a lunch break with fellow procrastibakers at a library etc. usually sweet in nature, favourites include muffins, banana bread, cakes, and scones. however, the more complex the recipe, the greater time not spent studying!
has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.
Hayley had a nasty essay to write for Psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.
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Pro/cras/ti/bake (proΚΛkrΓ¦s tΙ beΙͺk)
verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things
I bought cake decorating tools to procrastibake with during exams.
I am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
You procrastibaked a pie.
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the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!
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the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"
"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
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to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking
Instead of writing my dissertation, I was procrastibaking all weekend. Enjoy the muffins.
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Procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is shit all else to do. A person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.
"this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. I now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. What do."