Project Charter

Clusterfuck of bureaucracy designed by sadomasochists (aka Project Managers) for the purpose of bringing red tape, classically disguised as a "vehicle to provide better access to information".

Project Manager 1: I have so much to do this week but I like being sad, depressed and angry so I'm just gonna add a Project Charter to my workload.
Project Manager 2: Sounds like fun! I wish I was you.