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Psychologist

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Dr. Sigmund Freud

by nethcev! April 28, 2004

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Psychologist

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.

by Dr. Jonesy March 7, 2009

210πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Psychologist

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".

Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson

by psychology nerd July 16, 2011

95πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Psychologist

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

by Count Dooko August 20, 2005

230πŸ‘ 206πŸ‘Ž


Psychologist

Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.

the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood

by flat5 May 13, 2007

153πŸ‘ 238πŸ‘Ž


Psychologist

A β€œβ€ doctor but not really

There are bs doctors like psychologists

by @:;8( July 5, 2019

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Psychologist

Psychologists are just people who weren’t smart enough to be psychics.

Terry: My psych evaluation is today. They're gonna decide if I'm ready to make it back on the streets.
Gina: Why do you care what they think? Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.

by dionysius’bxtch March 17, 2019

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