A fake cyclist. Normally fully clad in team lycra, with a medium quality bike. Psyclists can often be heard before seen, shouting chat to each other on flat easy town roads. Often found stationary taking selfies.
He's 17 stone but buying titanium parts for his bike, such a Psyclist!
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A fat special needs man who dresses in all the cycling gear and rides a 30 year old Raleigh bike around his local streets just so he can scream at motorists and pedestrians without being sectioned.
Ernie the fat psychopath stays out of the psychiatric hospital these days, he's become a Psyclist