Female chode; wider than it is deep.
Your mate Jim has a chode; heβd be ideal for your friend Jane, sheβs got a rite puddle.
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A word that really means, "sperm pool". Something a man creates, or a really WEIRD woman makes.
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A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.
Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle
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Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.
Abby has no tits,She a puddle!
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Another word for Louisa. Very innocent person with random comments all the time. Video game geek.
She asked the teacher for a bong, she's such a puddle!!
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Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.
"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"
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