Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

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Puerto Rican Hammock

When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so

Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”