Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

Pull a Zero

#1: To pull a Zero IQ/Brain Cell Move.

#2:To pull off quite possibly the worst idea that a man can think of.
#3: Glorified way of saying 'intentional Brain Fart'
#4: Making a word definition that nobody will understand

Dude 1: yo uh should I pay my electricity bill for this month?
Dude 2: dude...just 'Pull a Zero' at that point.
Dude 1: what the fuck does that mean
Dude 2: I dunno man I saw it on the urban dictionary so it must be cool to say