Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

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Pull an OJ

run from the scene of an incident or crime.

I was trespassing on old man wilkonson's property, but then he called the cops. As soon as i heard the sirens, i pulled an OJ.
My mom yelled for me to come mow the lawn. I pulled an OJ. It's funny because OJ killed 2 people and got away with it and ran.
Pull an OJ today.

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Pull an OJ

Trying on tiny gloves.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, want to hit the thrift store?
Person 2: Sure Person 1! Ive been itching to pull an oj all day!!
Nothing bad can come from this!!(:

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Pulled an OJ

When you do a bad or heinous crime, but get away with little to no loss. In reference to the OJ Simpson murder trial.

They caught me robbing the store, but then I pulled an OJ and got away with a $30 fine!

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Pulling an OJ

Murdering two people.

Dave: These two boys are bulling me.
Jack: You could always try pulling an OJ...