Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

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pulling the pickle

(1) Grabbing a pickle and pulling on it
(2) A slang term for male masturbation, the pickle being the man's penis

(2) God he's do disgusting, I could hear him pulling the pickle all night last night.

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pulling a pickle

pulling a pickle is the act of kicking a soccer ball (or any ball) with your toe. especially when everyone knows you shouldnt! and you look pretty stupid doing it.

shaawty! i hate it. shes pulling a pickle again and lost us the game!

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