Pulled a moses

A friend that dips on you by being asleep he is often a midget and shares these qualities:
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.

Friend 1: yo haha i'm ready let's go out 😃
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄

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Pulling a Moses

When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.

I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

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