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when he beats his pp meat with aggression
damn he pulling a matthew with his mom
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To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake
I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.
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A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.
Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey
Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.
Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."
When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway
"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"
"Totally bruh"
The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.
Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew