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Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you
Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch
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Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner
Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...
There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...
I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...
As many of you know, Mitch Hedberg was a gifted comedian, who was on the verge of becoming a huge star, when he dropped dead in a hotel room from a drug over dose. He was speed balling (cocaine and heroin) when he dropped the fuck dead.
Pulling a Mitch Hedberg refers to a situation where a person is just about to succeed, wildly beyond their dreams, and just when it is within their grasp, they screw it up and lose, often with fatal results. Kurt Cobain and James Dean are NOT examples, because they had both become huge stars before their life styles killed them. Possible basketball great Len Bias, who overdose on cocaine after signing with the Bulls but before he could play with them, is an example.
Don't pull a Mitch Hedberg kids, that shit is not cool.
Hey, did you hear Tommy died?
Yup, dat boy was celebratin' his scholarship to Duke and drank drived his ride into the lake.
Damn, that boy pulled a Mitch Hedberg.
Man your record is going to go platimium, you better put that cocaine down.
No shit, I don't want to be pulling a Mitch Hedberg.
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Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.
"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"