pumpk

term of endearment; thought to be the love of one's life; short for "pumpkin"

Hey, pumpk!

You're my pumpk!

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pumpking

the verb form of to pumpkin pick,
derived by combining pumpkin and picking into pumpking
infinitive form: to pumpk
he pumpks
she pumpks
we pumpk
they pumpk
etc...

A British ginger: Let's go pumpking today!
Me: Fuck No! I'm not about to waste my time with your British ass.
OR
Mr. L: Who wants to pumpk?
Mr. R What the fuck kind of word is that?

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Pumpk

Pumpk, a round and orange fruit around a foot in diameter. When one collects a pumpk, this is considered a 'pumpkerring'. Pumpk is related to it's cousin, the 'Lehmone', which is more common, sour and smaller than a Pumpk.

I just harvested a Pumpk. It looks like we have a good Pumpkerring this year. Cut me a slice of Lehmone, my dear fellow.

pumpk-1-ene

Chemistry: An alkene with a pumpk alkyl group that consists of 33 Carbon atoms in the shape of a Jack O' Lantern. It is typically prepared through β elimination reactions, in which two atoms on adjacent carbon atoms are removed, resulting in the formation of a double bond. It cannot be prepared from an alcohol as Pumpkin is halal.

Slang: It can be referred to any one who meets the criteria of being 2 of the following (The Man, The Myth, The Legend)

Can I get pumpk-1-ene from pumpkol?
Obviously not, he halal bro, need use pumpkane from the sewers, just like his complementary compounds Calcium Oxide, Yttrium Iodide and Potassium Einsteid.

Wow! What a clutch! Why pumpk-1-ene so cool.

pumpking spirkz

when a man puts a pumpkin on his genitalia while wearing a crown signifying he is the pumpking but a pumpking spirkz is when another person fills the pumpkin with carbonated fizzy water and then giving a blowjob

lets a a pumpking spirkz for Halloween ill go buy the sparkling water

PUMPKING

PUMPKING is a form of necrophilia, the action of PUMPKING is when you dig up the dead body of a relative and once doing so using a butter knife to remove both legs and arms. Once you have done this you will get your father’s sand blaster from the garage and continue to pump out the bone marrow from the severed limbs once you have done this use said bone marrow as an anal lubricant and have intercourse with the limbless decaying body

“WOW GRANNY WAS SUCH A GREAT PERSON… ever heard of PUMPKING John?”

Pumpking

A bitch boi who does not exist

Pumpking is high