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Oral sex with a natural redhead.
"Hey Cliff, when you went pumpkin pieing last night did the carpet match the drapes?"
I had pumpkin pie last night. Its like masterbation for the taste buds.
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Created by the fanfiction writer Cassandra Claire, "Pumpkin Pie" is the title of the relationship, or "ship" in fanfiction terminology, between Hermione Granger and Harry Potter. It is believed that this name arised from a story of Ms. Claire's, in which after kissing Harry Potter, Hermione thought that he tasted like pumpkin pie.
Although canon now proves the romance unlikely, I still ship Pumpkin Pie!
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Tom: Did you see that sweet assed red head?
Joe: Yeah. I want a slice of that pumpkin pie!
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The greatest pie ever. It has yummy flakey crust and a creamy pumpkin filling that has a slight cinnamon flavor. I recommend getting it from Costco because its so good and I could eat it all day everyday.
person 1: "I see you have some pumpkin pie from Costco"
person 2: "Yes I do and it is very scrumptious and i also have whipped cream because it tastes good onto of the pie."
person 1: "Can I have some"
person 2: "NO IT IS MINE FOREVER" *runs away screaming and throws his hands up in rage but drops the pie and then digs a hole, crawls into it and dies because he can't get another pie because they are out of stock at Costco*
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when a guy busts a nut on a redhead's face
I heard John gave Mary quite the pumpkin pie last night.
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What trippie redd wants you to shake
Hey brittney, trippie said to shake that pumpkin pie.