Punchbowl Drunk

When your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. Hearing this you either say "shit i drank that." or "hmm thanks for the warning." wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk

1.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Oh fuck I can't get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!"
2.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Woah I almost drank that. Thanks for tellin' me."
Ryan: "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7."
Rob: "Dude it's already 6:30"
Ryan: leaves.
Rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. "hey want some punch?"
NEXT DAY
Ryan: "how was the party."
Rob: "STOP YELLING I GOT PUNCHBOWL DRUNK, HAVE A HEADACHE, AND AMY GAVE ME HERPES"

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