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Anal sex. Like punching a time card, punching a vote, or a hole puncher. Punching shit.
Gay men, and adventurous straight men, practice the ancient form of lovemaking known as punching shit.
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(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.
I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!
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Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.
Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn
Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.
Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).
The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.
Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.
The End
Ninja Shit Punch, enough said
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Eating spicy food before a fight, then pooping diarhea over your fist in order to make a double dose of pain on your opponent.
The flaming shit punch really did a number on that black guy.
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An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
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Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!
I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !