puntable

tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.

"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."

"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"

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puntable

any little child or midget that is about knee high on the average 6" tall person

that kid is puntable

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puntable dog

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.

Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.

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The Puntable Scale

A scale of measurement from 1-10 used to outline the degree of ease used upon kicking an object. Whether it be a small dog at a 1, or an annoying unattractive girl at a 10.

Dude, check out that chick. She has gotta be a 6 or 7 on The Puntable Scale

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