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...In the grand tradition of Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who comes out in the winter to see his shadow in order to predict an early Spring, A Punxsutawney Jill is the FIRST girl you spot outside wearing Summer clothes too early in the Spring. Generally she is showing a lot of skin, as in extremely tight short shorts usually with some booty showing, and a tight sleeveless half-shirt or a halter top.
...Whoa dude, look at this chick! She's in shorts and a bikini top in April!
...Dude you just spotted a Punxsutawney Jill! Summer must be right around the corner!
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