Puppet Fucker

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

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Puppet Fucker

A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets

That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.

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