Puppy Cheese

The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.

Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"

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