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The made-up shit your schoolyard friends would all claim was hiding inside every video game.
Oh, you never found the Candy Land levels in Super Mario Brothers? You can get there by earning 99 lives three times in the same level.
There's totally a Purple Ganon. You just have beat the game in under two hours without taking damage in order to see him.
The act of two male video game collectors wearing Power Gloves and grasping each other's erect penises, thus constricting the tips until they are engorged and resemble a Purple Ganon.
Purple Ganons are a fairly commonplace event when collectors exchange high-end Nintendo NES items, often accompanied by penis pictures.
The guy who sold that copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' really gives a mean Purple Ganon!
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