A penis name for Melody when the dick has been sat on for to long and becomes purple but still shoots cum like a gun
"My purple gun was shooting rapid fire" sex gun cum
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A purple gun is a name for a penis. Most purple guns are lost in the Vietnam War and are never replaced. Then the original owner of the purple gun will choose to identify as female, or a walmart shopping bag.
Meghan: Guys i found my purple gun!
Everyone: Nigga what
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To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
Also known as the "Streamliner", shoots a shit ton of bullets at a high rate only doing 6 damage per bullet. This one is reloadable, including Green Gun.
Mason Troy adams! (shoots camera with streamliner) MASON!!!! (keeps shooting camera with Purple Gun)